Deep Blue Dive Team Member "Squawkers" presents his new years resolutions for 2008!

Our own Squawkers has put together his top ten resolutions for 2008. Take a look below and let us know what you think!
10. I will take the buoyancy clinic so that my dive computer will quit beeping and sounding like the latest rap video during my dives.
9. I’ll quit telling folks that using duct tape is acceptable for expedient repairs to their leaking Dry Suit.
8. Take the Photography Clinic and maybe I will learn how to keep those annoying air bubbles out of my camera housing.
7. I’ll learn how to swim in reverse with the Propulsion Clinic so I can impress the fish around me while diving.
6. Take the buoyancy clinic so that my buddies will quit saying I breach the surface like a Polaris missile.
5. One day, I’ll learn the power inflator button is not intended to make my BCD act an elevator.
4. With the price of lead I will stop re-gifting Fruitcake and start using it as dive weight.
3. I will stop telling new divers that I use a bicycle pump to fill my scuba tanks.
2. I will take the Photography clinic so that a huge Tarpon doesn't’t look like a Guppy in my photos.
1. I will take the Propulsion Clinic, so that I can learn to do those cool pirouettes underwater just like they do on Dancing with the Stars!
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